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Tuesday!

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That's lucky, mate.

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I thought I'd missed you and the boys
this morning.

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Stop.

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Not another one. I'll give you a ring,
then.

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I'll bet.

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He's hardly got the strength left to get
his key in the ignition.

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Jenny! It's five to eight. What are you
doing up there?

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Can I borrow your razor? No.

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Grow a moustache. It's very fashionable.

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Who's run out of bread?

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Hand me some corn. I'm grinding my teeth
anyway.

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We'll get breakfast later.

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Ben, would you say I could be mistaken
for a bin man?

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No.

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You don't look that good in the
mornings.

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Today's woman, she's soft, feminine,
runs her own company as well as her

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and still has time for passion.

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Cow.

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You should be dressed.

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I was watching that.

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It's just fairy tales by men with
ponytails.

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Dressed. She's not there.

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Who's she, the cat? Anyway, I don't care
what she's doing. She's shaving under

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her arms. It's horrible.

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Jenny!

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Let your brother into the bathroom and
leave my things alone.

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I've got hair under my arm.

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Tie a ribbon in it.

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I'll get it.

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We're running late. Jenny's discovered
puberty and she's keeping it all for

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herself. Don't worry.

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Hi, Ben.

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Hi, Rona.

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Ah, you look well.

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So do you, my love.

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Won't be a minute.

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Could do with some coffee anyway.

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Couldn't sleep.

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How did you know?

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You'd be amazed what you'd see in the
sanitation department.

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I missed something.

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What's the story?

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I have to be on the other side of town
for a boiler.

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Or is that the story?

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Go to work. Yes, my darling.

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Bye, kids.

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Mummy's in charge.

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So, where are the kids?

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Upstairs in the bathroom.

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Well, I decided to visit that new place,
you know.

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I've got the hanky and I'm not afraid to
spit on it.

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I decided to visit that new place, Brief
Encounter. I thought you had all that

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underwear stuff.

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It's a bar.

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A bar?

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It isn't like that. It's for singles.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. Don't look at me that way. I
wasn't going to do anything.

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No? No.

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Those are for emergencies.

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So, what was his name? Mum!

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Where's my school bag? Jenny, I'm
talking.

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Are they school uniforms?

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God!

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That dingo, I shall never know.

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sure you see David across all the roads.
Why do I have to arrive at school every

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day with a child?

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So you'll be the same as all the other
girls in your class.

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Don't come.

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Come straight home, I mean it. Mother!

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No hanging around with the rat pack.

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She don't understand.

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You never understand, you're just my
mother.

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Wait for me.

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Someday I'll see her. Will you shut up?

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Someday I'll see her.

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I'm sorry, it's silly.

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Tissues in the glove compartment.

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Under the joy of sex.

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I didn't mean it.

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She's just a child.

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Of the devil.

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At least you've got them.

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They'll be there in your old age. That's
what frightens me.

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Oh!

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Bum in a jockstrap, not again!

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I'll look it up in the joy of sex.

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I'll have to flag down a man.

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Oh, I can do all that stuff.

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Fred, it's your fan belt, darling. Get
your tights off.

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Oh, God.

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I do know I'm sick to death of us
looking like a menace on the public

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Sorry.

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Need any help?

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No, thanks.

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We'll manage.

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OK.

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Who am I with Mickey Rourke?

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48 hours?

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Nine and a half weeks.

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Reminds me of him in that.

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So does everything.

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What is it about leather?

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Nothing. Except if you're a cow on heat.

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Through here, and that's the boiler
there.

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Yes, it is.

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Can you hear toys?

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Um, yeah, yeah, of course.

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Oh, that's a bit of a tricky one.

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Well, you're the expert.

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Yes, I am.

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You probably make more money than I do.
Yes, I do.

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How much do you make, then?

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Oh, about 97 thou last year.

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You'll have to get that car seen to.

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I could get to Scotland in that.

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Yeah, but I'm only pushing it as far as
Carlisle.

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What time is it?

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It's three minutes to.

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Maybe I'll go back to Brief Encounter
tonight and try and meet a mechanic.

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Rona? Hmm?

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When you wake up in the mornings with
these men...

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I certainly hope so.

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What about Mr Motorbike, then?

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Ben had a motorbike when we first met.

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I used to ride pillion.

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But you wouldn't do it now, though.

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No. I look stupid on the roof rack of
the van.

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Have you seen my sweeteners?

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There's some in my bag.

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How are things with you and Ben at the
moment?

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All right.

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I mean, are you... What?

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You know. I don't. You do. I don't. You
do. I don't. You do. I don't. All right,

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I do.

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Well, last week I did find something
nuzzling up to my back.

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He's a nuzzler. I knew it. So don't tell
me.

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He put his mouth next to your ear, you
whispered sweet nothings, and then it

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started happening.

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Yes. A man rang to say his boiler'd
exploded.

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By the time he got back, he was
exhausted.

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Since then, I've been exhausted.

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You ought to watch out, Bill. You may go
looking.

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No. Ben carries with him a special
safety device to stop anyone wanting to

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into his underpants.

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What's that?

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His underpants.

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You're kidding.

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You haven't seen them.

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I pray to God.

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I should be grateful if you could attend
at 2 .30 a counselling meeting with a

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senior fourth -year tutor to discuss
issues arising from your daughter's

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behaviour recently.

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I should also be delighted if you miss
your one and only break in the day, rush

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all the way across town and get
completely knackered as it matters not

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to us.

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Yours faithfully, Hitler.

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How did it get in your bag?

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Well, it wasn't postman Pat.

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Made some tea?

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I sent him down the warehouse first,
then can't do anything till he gets back

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with the parts.

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I had to take a day off from work.

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I married myself.

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So am I.

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Is this that?

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Yeah.

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Nice. Yeah.

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I'm lucky.

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17 years.

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Still every night.

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They must have got held up on the way.

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I have to see the senior fourth form
tutor. Where do I go?

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Second floor on the left.

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Should you be out here?

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Well, not really.

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Don't you know those aren't good for
you?

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Now go where you're supposed to be and
do your tie -up.

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I don't know.

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Do you mind if I go in first? I'm late
anyway.

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You're supposed to.

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What have you done, then?

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Got sent out to domestic science.

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What for?

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Listening to MC Hammer during a spinach
flan.

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He's confiscated me batteries.

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Probably wants to keep me in for extra
work.

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Story of my life.

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I'm not bothered.

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I'll just tell my mum he tried to look
down my blouse.

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Why do we have to wait, anyway?

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For the traffic light.

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What? He's not ready.

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Sold that. I've got to get back.

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I'm Mrs Porter.

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I'm sorry I'm so late.

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Ah, we thought you weren't coming.

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Yeah, well, I had to wait for a lull at
work.

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Please sit down.

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Thank you.

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I expect you're wondering why I'm
dressed like this.

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I'm the Duke of Plaza Toro.

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Dressed rehearsal in half an hour.

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Gilbert and Sullivan Club.

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Yes, well, could we get down to
business? I'm late for work.

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Oh, yes.

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Mrs Porter, how would you describe your
daughter?

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Normal.

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I'm sorry to have to say that we find
her thoroughly uncooperative and totally

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uninterested in her schoolwork.

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Well, that is normal for a 14 -year -old
girl.

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We demand from our pupils a respect for
the serious work that we're all here to

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do. It may seem irrelevant now, but who
can say when knowing that the square on

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the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of
the other two sides may be useful in

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life? Yes, well, all that's your job. I
do my part at home.

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I'm afraid it's more serious than that.

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Come in.

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Ah, this is her form tutor.

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letter, Mr. Corringe?

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Oh, yes.

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Please excuse my daughter this
afternoon. She has to see the dentist.

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Please excuse Jenny this afternoon.
After break, she has a doctor's

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Unfortunately, my husband died last
night.

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Please excuse Jenny this afternoon to
help with funeral arrangements.

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Forgeries.

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Well, they're not exactly convincing,
are they?

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Is that it?

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Jenny seems to spend most of the time
she should be working gossiping about

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boys.

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Oh? It's possible she may be meeting
someone.

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Well, then stop her.

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Outside school isn't our responsibility.

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Then keep her inside.

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I bring her here, all you have to do is
stop her getting out again. That's what

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the bars are for.

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It isn't cold, it's Mrs Porter.

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Well, it should be.

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We have many other time -consuming
duties.

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Yes, I can see that.

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All right, I suppose I'll have to sort
it out like everything else.

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But I tell you one thing.

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There better be some improvements in
your work. I shall be checking up on

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And I don't want to see you in this
office again unless there's a very good

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reason. Got it?

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Yes.

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Oh. And the square on the hypotenuse is
equal to the sum of the squares of the

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other two sides.

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That's the only time I've ever had to
use it.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah. Just a knock.

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It happens all the time.

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We must stop meeting like this.

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I'll catch you later.

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Well, haven't you got things to do?

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You remember that album?

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After the gold rush.

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No.

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Neil Young. You must remember Neil
Young.

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No.

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Yes, you do.

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For a while he was with Crosby, Stills
and Nash. You must remember Crosby,

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Stills and Nash.

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No.

265
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I remember Ragtag and Bobtail.

266
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Well, anyway, they split up and went
solo.

267
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Rag tag and bob tag?

268
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Yeah. Rag and tag went middle of the
road and got run over by a juggernaut.

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Bob tag became Rod Stewart.

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Oh, at last.

271
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Now, with a 12mm gas pressure valve
cylinder, yeah? That's right.

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Out of stock six months.

273
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That'll be all right. We'll clean the
other one up.

274
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That'll take a bit of money, then, eh?
Not really. We charge by the hour.

275
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Can I use your hair? No.

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Hi,

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Mum. What's for tea?

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Children torn limb from limb.

279
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Can I make something for Mother?

280
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I'm sick of finding food under your bed.
It's like teenage mutant ninja

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sandwiches up there.

282
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Where's your sister?

283
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,640
Don't know.

284
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,660
Oh, just give me a minute. Go and do
something useful.

285
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:24,420
All right, what's it worth?

286
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:25,660
Chris!

287
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Behind the pans, under the sink.

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Right.

289
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,620
Just where have you been?

290
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And what was David doing on his own?
God, it's like a police state.

291
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:54,160
You need to get those spots seen to, my
lad.

292
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Mother, this is a thing.

293
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:00,880
How do you do?

294
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I'm the woman who's throwing you out of
her house. Mother!

295
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,520
Don't mother me.

296
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:09,520
Now what's he going to think? Someone
named after a washing machine cycle is

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no position to think anything.

298
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,980
Come down here. I won't. You'd better.

299
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,030
I've had... Just about as much as I can
take today.

300
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,990
I know you think I'm just a thing that
does everything round here, but what

301
00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:21,990
about me?

302
00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:51,670
I've been to the school.

303
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:54,350
Oh.

304
00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:56,110
Funeral arrangements.

305
00:21:58,290 --> 00:21:59,410
A bit gross, huh?

306
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Even for an amateur.

307
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:06,410
Everyone else is a regular boyfriend. I
just... I just wanted to see him.

308
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:09,070
So what have you been doing afternoons?

309
00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:10,330
Looking in the shops.

310
00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:12,010
He wants a motorbike.

311
00:22:12,210 --> 00:22:13,230
A motorbike?

312
00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:18,090
Yes. Have you any idea how dangerous
those things are? People are always

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off them.

314
00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:20,590
And you know what, Vi? What?

315
00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:23,150
Well, sometimes I don't wear anything
under.

316
00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:26,590
Well,

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00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:30,150
anyway, tell me about rings.

318
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:31,830
Beardiness. Beardiness.

319
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:36,070
That isn't his real name.

320
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:37,370
Really? No.

321
00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:40,150
It's Scott.

322
00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:42,750
Totally nerdy.

323
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:44,670
Do you like him?

324
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,750
Well, I think so.

325
00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:49,470
And he likes you?

326
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,400
like girls that are interested in bikes.

327
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:55,620
And are you interested?

328
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,000
I know what you're trying to tell me.
Look, I'm not going to give you any

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00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,520
advice. It's not my place. But I will
say this.

330
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,940
You're old enough now to be trusted.

331
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,340
And that means no more lies.

332
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:11,020
Why do you think your father and I
respect each other?

333
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:16,080
Apart from that, because we're always
totally honest with one another.

334
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:19,100
And I expect the same from you now
you're growing up.

335
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,460
I understand.

336
00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:25,800
And I want you to promise me that you
won't get on one of those dangerous

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00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,320
without telling me first. Okay.

338
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:29,740
And that goes for the motorbike, too.

339
00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:34,360
You're pretty cool.

340
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:38,140
As for a mother... Yeah, my bras are
built by Frigidaire.

341
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:39,840
No!

342
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,520
Hello? Hello, it's me.

343
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,060
Hello, me.

344
00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:45,900
Oh, what a day, eh? Oh, it's been awful.

345
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,750
I haven't got... for a minute.

346
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:50,870
You don't want to be taken apart, major
overhaul.

347
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:53,810
Got a big stereo, have you?

348
00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:59,510
Yes, I am in a bar. It's just a few
doors away and Jerry wanted a quick one.

349
00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:00,510
know.

350
00:24:01,670 --> 00:24:04,010
So I'm just here for the one, yeah?

351
00:24:04,830 --> 00:24:08,150
Where is it? I could come and meet you.
We could get some takeaway for the kids.

352
00:24:08,350 --> 00:24:11,750
No, you wouldn't like it. It's a real
dive. A brief encounter or something.

353
00:24:13,010 --> 00:24:14,010
Yeah.

354
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,139
All right.

355
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,140
I'll see you later.

356
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,200
Yeah, OK.

357
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,500
Bye.

358
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:33,000
Jenny, I'm going out for a while. You're
in charge. Great.

359
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,440
Where are you going?

360
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:36,920
I think I left my purse at the shop.

361
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:39,900
David!

362
00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:42,200
I'm in charge.

363
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,360
I'm making sound. No, you're not. Yes, I
am. No. Yes. No. Yes.

364
00:25:10,830 --> 00:25:11,830
Hi there, toots.

365
00:25:13,490 --> 00:25:16,990
How about me buying you and me a couple
of drafts of love juice?

366
00:25:17,370 --> 00:25:18,450
I'm looking for someone.

367
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,350
Hey, I'm someone.

368
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:21,970
Would you go away, please?

369
00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:25,990
It's because I'm sure, isn't it? No,
it's because you're a brat.

370
00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:29,810
Now, if you don't mind, I'm trying to
find my husband.

371
00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:32,110
I could, uh, look around, if you like.

372
00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:33,370
Yeah, you do that.

373
00:25:33,430 --> 00:25:34,430
What's he look like?

374
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,040
and a guilty expression.

375
00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:40,299
Blue eyes.

376
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,800
Guilty. Height?

377
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,380
Average. Four foot seven.

378
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:49,260
Right. I shall return, sweet lady.

379
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,060
Oh, my God.

380
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,400
Rona?

381
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,100
Hi.

382
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,440
Have you seen Ben?

383
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,740
Yeah, he was here. What's up?

384
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,760
Nothing. I just thought I'd come and
surprise him.

385
00:26:06,010 --> 00:26:07,890
Should have seen his face when I tapped
him on the shoulder.

386
00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:09,490
I'll bet.

387
00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:12,110
Well, where is he?

388
00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:13,490
He left.

389
00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:17,430
As soon as he found out this was a
singles bar, he went back home.

390
00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:19,950
As slowly as he could? No.

391
00:26:20,270 --> 00:26:23,110
Now, come on, Bill. You know him. He was
out of here like a shot.

392
00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:28,970
You should have seen him. In case the
little woman found out you were in a

393
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:29,970
-up joint.

394
00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:31,210
Oh, yes.

395
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,290
This is Robbie.

396
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:33,670
This the little woman.

397
00:26:34,370 --> 00:26:35,370
No offense.

398
00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:38,820
It's just that if I ever get itched, my
woman's going to know who's the boss.

399
00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:40,179
I see.

400
00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:41,200
You can't help it.

401
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,700
You've got smaller brains.

402
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,040
He'd better be a damn good mechanic.

403
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,340
Better get back. Nice to meet you.

404
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:54,860
Yeah, I'd stay and chat, but this uterus
is a mental handicap.

405
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,020
See you.

406
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,060
You find him? No, he isn't here.

407
00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:30,420
Needle there.

408
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,500
Okay, sunshine.

409
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,440
Brown sauce or mayonnaise?

410
00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:46,940
Yo, wild man!

411
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,320
Don't squash it down.

412
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,560
Please. What?

413
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,720
Like this?

414
00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:06,380
Not as bad as your face. Oh, shut up.

415
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,480
So, did your mum get that letter I put
in her bag from the school?

416
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:15,060
Uh -huh.

417
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,440
And?

418
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,580
Nothing. She sorted it out.

419
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,040
Ha ha ha